alhdwani
12-07-2002, 10:38 AM
"IT'S A GUY THING"
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works"
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST
THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND"
Translated: "That girl standing on the
corner is a real babe "
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD"
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner"
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS "
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the
address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever
owned, but I forgot your birthday"
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU
AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES"
Translated: "The girl selling them on the
corner was a real babe"
"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF
IT'S NO BIG DEAL"
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb
but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt "
"I CAN'T FIND IT "
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched
hands, so I'm completely clueless "
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME "
Translated: "What did you catch me at "
"I HEARD YOU "
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what
you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it
well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me "
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE "
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me
and realize it could be worse "
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC "
Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one
more outfit, I'm starving "
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE "
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again "
Best wishes
الهــalhdwaniــدواني
Translated: "There is no rational thought pattern connected
with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."
"CAN I HELP WITH DINNER"
Translated: "Why isn't it already on the table"
"UH HUH," "SURE, HONEY," OR "YES, DEAR"
Translated: Absolutely nothing. It's a conditioned response.
"IT WOULD TAKE TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN"
Translated: "I have no idea how it works"
"I WAS LISTENING TO YOU. IT'S JUST
THAT I HAVE THINGS ON MY MIND"
Translated: "That girl standing on the
corner is a real babe "
"TAKE A BREAK HONEY, YOU'RE WORKING TOO HARD"
Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner"
"THAT'S INTERESTING, DEAR."
Translated: "Are you still talking"
"YOU KNOW HOW BAD MY MEMORY IS "
Translated: "I remember the theme song to 'F Troop', the
address of the first girl I ever kissed, and the vehicle
identification numbers of every car I've ever
owned, but I forgot your birthday"
"I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT YOU
AND GOT YOU THESE ROSES"
Translated: "The girl selling them on the
corner was a real babe"
"OH, DON'T FUSS - I JUST CUT MYSELF
IT'S NO BIG DEAL"
Translated: "I have actually severed a limb
but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt "
"I CAN'T FIND IT "
Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched
hands, so I'm completely clueless "
"WHAT DID I DO THIS TIME "
Translated: "What did you catch me at "
"I HEARD YOU "
Translated: "I haven't the foggiest clue what
you just said, and am hoping desperately that I can fake it
well enough so that you don't spend the next three days yelling at me "
"YOU KNOW I COULD NEVER LOVE ANYONE ELSE "
Translated: "I am used to the way you yell at me
and realize it could be worse "
"YOU LOOK TERRIFIC "
Translated: "Oh, God, please don't try on one
more outfit, I'm starving "
"I'M NOT LOST. I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE WE ARE "
Translated: "No one will ever see us alive again "
Best wishes
الهــalhdwaniــدواني